Martha Stewart har viklet seg inn i en hull ny kontrovers.
Bagel-etikette er en religion for innfødte i New York City metroområde – og det er grunnen til at Jersey City-innfødte blir beordret til å «angre seg for [her sins.”
While some choose to eat their bagel like a sandwich and others opt for an open-face method, the 84-year-old home and garden icon eats her bagel in a way that purists have called “unhinged.”
Stewart took to Instagram on Dec. 12 to share the unconventional way she eats a bagel — a method apparently taught to her years ago by her 60-year-old daughter, Alexis.
She starts simple — cutting the bagel in half. Then she takes half of a half, or a quarter, and breaks it into “sweet little pieces.”
The lifestyle guru then tops each of those pieces with a “modicum” of flavored or unflavored cream cheese.
Stewart claims that this method leaves her “always satisfied” and “never too full,” adding that it’s “very satisfying to eat a bagel like this.”
She further insisted that the bagel “has to be” from PopUp Bagels, which seems fitting considering the Connecticut-founded bagel chain is known for its “rip and dip” technique.
Naturally, bona fide bagel lovers are “against this nonsense,” accusing her of pushing “straight-up boomer diet culture” — or that, surely, a “pigeon [wrote] dette» innlegget.
«Sett henne tilbake i fengsel,» erklærte en.
«Dronning Martha, dette er et brudd på bagel-koden for etikk,» gjentok en annen.
Etter schmear-kampanjen for sosiale medier, returnerte Stewart til Instagram og hevdet at det hele var en knep.
“KAN IKKE NOEN TA EN SPIT?????? JEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!”
